We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
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