Someone shit on the floor
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
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