she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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