he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
Your penis caused this!
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