so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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