does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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