Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Listen. The next time my first idea in the morning is "hometown buffet and a water bottle full of captain morgan", please make me go back to sleep.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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