Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
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