he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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