You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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