she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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