he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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