I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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