did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
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