"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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