How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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