i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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