dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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