White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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