I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
