This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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