right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
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