I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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