2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Are we still banned from the library?
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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