You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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