3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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