I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
I woke up this morning with 2 australian chicks passed out in my living room, a whole bunch of coke on my kitchen counter and I have no idea how the fuck either thing got there
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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