fuck your aforementioned shoe
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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