RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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