if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
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