I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
I can feel your judgement through the phone
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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