Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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