Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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