One girl and one boy is just not enough.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
I would fuck him just for his dog
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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