Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
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