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(757): View more from Virginia

Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!

(734): View more from Michigan

I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.

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(802): View more from Vermont

hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up

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(506): View more from New Brunswick

Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.

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(601): View more from Mississippi

So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.

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(707): View more from California

And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa

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(914): View more from New York

I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina

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(678): View more from Georgia

i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.

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(815): View more from Illinois

I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.

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