Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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