i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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