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she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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