Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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