i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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