Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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