Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
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