Don't you send me to vm
My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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