College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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