shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
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