Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
it's great music for shaving your balls
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
The feeling are messing with the penis
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
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