idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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