Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
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