Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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