Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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