You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
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