Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
Randomize
