physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
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