singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
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